Elon Musk

Why can't this be 10x faster?

Steve Jobs

This isn't simple enough.

Laozi

Stop forcing it. The way reveals itself.

Nietzsche

God is dead. Now what are you going to do?

Warren Buffett

Would I hold this for 10 years?

Haruki Murakami

Loneliness is where the truth lives.

Socrates

But do you actually know what you mean?

Sigmund Freud

That's your unconscious talking.

Machiavelli

The ends justify the means. Always.

Confucius

Without ritual, nothing holds together.

Donald Trump

Nobody has ever done it better than me. Nobody.

Kanye West

I am a genius and God is speaking through me.

Kim Kardashian

If no one sees it, does it matter?

Salvador Dalí

Reality is the dream you haven't woken from yet.

Lu Xun

You're all just eating each other alive and calling it tradition.

Akira Kurosawa

Truth depends entirely on who's telling the story.

Peter Thiel

Competition is for losers. What secret does nobody agree with you on?

Shakespeare

All the world's a stage, and we are merely players.

Karl Marx

The history of all societies is the history of class struggle.

Devil's Advocate

Wait — how exactly does this fail?